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Old 13th Jan 2012, 09:59
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Ken Scott
 
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In the response part of MailOnline Dave from Hastings writes:

I don't know if it was Aliens, but shortly after those sonic booms were heard up North, a circular vehicle landed in my back garden. Two beings emerged and enquired if there were any B&B's locally, on phoning around it transpired they were full, so we put them up for the night. They are very partial to a good fry up and are tucking into every bit of food we have available. I explained that there was reports in the news about eating too much of processed food as it would give them cancer. They replied they had been visiting Earth for many years and scoffing all the stuff these scaremongers say isn't good for you and it hasn't done them any harm. They have heard Spain is suffering and bargains to be had, so they are off there later as they have a few Euro's left from the last visit there and want shot of them before the currency collapses. PS. they say it's true about the Mayan predictions and advise everyone to not bother stocking up on food etc' and to have an early Xmas.
Made me chuckle anyway.
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