Sprucey,
Calm down!
Don't worry, there's millions of you b*ggers working for major weekly magazines in Surbiton, Sutton, Croydon and the like, so no-one will know which of the frightful crew you are. Or even which Frightful crew you belong to.
And though I normally like to take a leisurely view, your piece (out Monday?) will (for once) be beaten onto the street by mine (out Sunday!). I'm going to have to lie down for a very long time after such intensive work. I wasn't going to, but the lure of the lucre forced me to write before I was ready.
Still, my neighbours here in Odiham village will doubtless peel me a grape....