Welcome back 500 - how were Mick, Wally and the crocs?
Never mind learning the 3 Rs - he should at least remember over a 3-day period what his story is:
6 Jan 12:59
Many years ago (1970's) I used to throw sticks of dynamite (when you didn't need a licence to obtain dynamite for "blowing up tree stumps") into Cornish coves whilst in a wooden rowing boat. I would then jump into the water with a rope around my waist & use a net to sweep all the dead fish into. They would be sold to many restaurants in the Mawgan Porth/Newquay area.
9 Jan 21:54
Amusing. Well, from the resident "chimp" - in the 1960's (I was about 8) I used to go fishing with my dad off Mawgan Porth bay in Cornwall. He had a friend who had a licence for dynamite. We used to go out in a rowing boat & dad would chuck a stick of dynamite into the sea. Every fish within about 50 metres would float to the surface & we would go into the water on roaps with a life-bouy, fill them with fish & sell them in Newquay
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Can you spot any inconsistencies in these two versions
? Unless of course he went out unacompanied when he was in his teens in the '70s.
Shall we give him the benefit of the doubt?
Mister B