Ah yes ! Got it
"Conman Tzar Nite Run"
And there was me thinking it was 'Rum, innocent Tarzan'!
The Count is nothing more than DH's alter ego. 'Ego' being the word! He can't bear being out of the 'game' and trolls here in an effort to stir things up. All the references to BA cabin crew make it
so obvious ..... and
so tiresome. A good ignoring will make him fume far more than any response to his drivel.