SAM
"I used to go fishing with my dad off Mawgan Porth bay in Cornwall. He had a friend who had a licence for dynamite. We used to go out in a rowing boat & dad would chuck a stick of dynamite into the sea. Every fish within about 50 metres would float to the surface & we would go into the water on roaps with a life-bouy, fill them with fish & sell them in Newquay"
Firstly, no you didn't. You made that story up because you have heard of it being done.
Secondly, submarines are not a type of fish. Seriously. Look it up.
Oh, and thirdly, didn't you promise to never post again if you lost the bet with me about armageddon before christmas day 2011?
You do realise that you lost that bet, don't you?