Shepherd's prayer, heard on intercom just before Alan Shepherd's first spaceflight:
"Dear Lord, please don't let me screw up".
It thought it wasn't 'screw up' but summat more fruity, a 4-letter word beginning with 'F'.
The stats on the number of folk who die in bed are skewed by the fact than when people are very ill, they often go to bed.
And to the person who said 'don't breed and you'll help save the planet'; don't worry about the planet.... it will get on just fine without us.
