Let's just say the 'guards' were not airmen.
so they never got directions as well ?
I once watched the MOD's finest spend the best part of a Saturday afternoon one summer at a secret RAF training facility that used to be outside Wendover, attempt to catch an airman on a motorcycle seen riding around the station with a underwear wearing blow rubber doll as pillion...... Took them the best part of the day to catch him, to find when they finally had the said rubber doll secured in a one doll cell that he wasn't actually doing anything illegal, so they were both released to rekindle their ermmm relationship.