Very old, but still very funny, although a little out of date.
Now one can, of course go to the discount paint store which is located 50 miles from where you intend to use the paint, for your convenience. Their paint is only $1 per gallon, but it doesn't come in tins - you have to bring your own and if it peels, drips, fades or is just the wrong colour it's your problem - you should have bought the expensive stuff - what are you telling us for you stupid, penny-pinching skinflint!