Years ago on BA's Internal German Services out of Berlin, when the flight landed and the German stewardess opened the rear door, it blew open, probably in the wind, and nearly pulled her out. Convinced the darn pilots had not depressurized properly, she stomped up to the flight deck to remonstrate. The two pilots were still sitting quietly, in peace and harmony, doing the shutdown checks, and she burst onto the flight deck in a temper and said in a loud, accusatory voice to the very confused pilots 'Captain! I have just been sucked off!'.
(told that before, but I love that story, and the one about the tray)