Ok, from a GA cowboy.
Fun is fun, - but would you go and beat up some stranger's boat, and recklessly at that, without a few beers in you ?
He is not a teenager, give the man some credit. He would not have done that if he was sober...
I am thinking 2 litres of that fuel may not be enough to fool the alcohol testing.
He seems to be a bit of a character, who could keep a straight face and come out with the 500' comment ?
People like that make the rest of us appear like angels.
Mr Ferris Wheel may even be smiling.