Oh Centaurus, ye of little faith. Didn't you know aviation safety is based upon such intellectually worded profoundly robust grandiose statements?
Are you unappreciative of all the cigar smoking, brandy sipping, slipper wearing, group hypothesizing sessions spent by these people so they can share such superb wording for all and sundry to ogle over?
My personal favorites of the good doctors statement were 'unequivocal approbation', arcane, tendentious and disengenuous.
Such iconic wisdom. Mix that in with some intellectual knowledge of tribal law and jungle politics and top it off with a dash of Bachelor Of Arts and you have the making of an evening where it would be more fun watching paint dry or watching an elderly retiree picking weeds out of his immaculately manicured acreage one inch at a time!
Funny, the environment I come from is such that people who use such superlative wording usually do so as a cover for the fact they have a tiny pee pee.