It is fresh for someone to admit they want to be payed as a professional arse kisser. Go for it, corperate services range from the mom and pop to the larger OP like signature. last "Customer Service Rep" I spoke with was with my cell phone provider somewhere located in centeral or east asia.
Hell someone has to do the job, we need the customers to do the business. To focus now, the bottom line is understanding the customers desires/needs. Your "numerous posh, wealthy people so I know all the !!!!! and sunshine that comes with each" is an asset. Go for it.