That's so cute, particularly the chops pack part.
When Vietnam Airlines started flying into Australia there were stories about passengers (usually poor relatives of people who had settled in Australia and paid for their tickets over) setting up portable gas stoves in the aisle to cook lunch. Apparently they were very pleased when told lunch was provided. How the stoves got through security is anyone's guess.
Personal favourite question: "Is this the Qantas/Virgin etc. terminal?" It's always asked by people surrounded by Qantas signs, Qantas staff, Qantas advertisements, a bunch of Qantas aircraft sitting outside the window, etc. I know people get a bit doughy when they travel but still...