This is all far too PC, about time we threw in some sexist female pilot jokes....
What do you call a blonde flying an ILS?
A non-precision approach.
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The airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc.
Finally, she said, “Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination.”
Ed sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, “Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?”
When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said “Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?”
“Yes,” said the attendant, “In fact, this entire crew is female.”
“My God,” said Ed, “I’d better have two scotch and sodas. I don’t know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit.”
“That’s another thing sir,” said the attendant, “We no longer call it the cock pit.”
“It’s the Box office.”
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A welcome to a new co-pilot from an old captain:
Son, your wife's legs have more time in the air than you do.
Regards
UA