That SWO story wasn't even remotely funny.
This will make you laugh though.
I once sent my mate to stores to get some tartan paint. Not only did he come back with the paint but he also managed to wangle a left handed screwdriver from them as well. Result!!!!!!!
But, on the way back he ran into the SWO from the last story who had just attended a parade and the SWO asked my mate if his hair was hurting. "No it doesn't Mr SWO" my mate said. "Well it jolly well should because I am standing on it" said the SWO to my mate. He had to go and get a haircut. I have to say it was looking a bit long and his side burns were below the level that the regulations allow so I guess the SWO did have a point.
I was in stitches as it was really funny.