Just as he was completing the walkround of the sleigh and reindeer prior to his checkride, Santa sees his examiner walking out carrying his flight bag in one hand and a double-barrelled 12 guage in the other.
"What the heck is that for?" asks Father C.
Without missing a beat the examiner responds "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but your going to get an engine failure after take-off!"
