Old but good
Pilot takes a flight to Dusseldorf airfield, where the ATC are renowned for their germanic observance of rules. Having harassed the pilot through the circuit, the pilot finally lands and is taxi-ing along when the ATC asks the pilot to hold short of charlie.
"Charlie, just looking on the map to see where that is"
"What is wrong with you GBFBD? You've never been to Dusseldorf before?
"I did once, but it was back in the 40s, night, and we didn't land....."