CHICAGO
What the f*** are we doing here in Lobotamy 26 miles from city. Sitting in Harry Carays about to commit Hari Kari.
You thought the Regal Suicide was remote?
That idiot The Third Floor Oxygen Thief has excelled himself this time. ' But there is a railway station only 15 mins hotel shuttle away. Yes ********. If you had bothered to go there you would see zero buildings ie. shelter. An open crossing with a platform. That's it. Train was 15 mins late. try that in mid- winter moron.
Get this: the half-wit negotiated a 10% whooping do discount on food ( Not alcohol because this is 'kin America and that's a bad bad thing) when the rest of the guests get a 15% discount card! Couldn't make it up. Promote him to DFO IMMEDIATELY. I believe there will be a vacancy soon. If you are depressed enough to want to eat in hotel( or stuck due to 35 kt minus 5 winds) then insist on a 15 % discount card and send the 10% card back to you know who in the blue bag. Make sure you have made a dirty protest on it before you seal the envelope available only at reception as no stationery in room.
POSITIVE STUFF: People GREAT. Especially Ang and Gia in the Brick House. The Green Door in town is only remaining wooden building after
Great fire(quick rebuild). Al Capone's old hangout. Buddy guys ex jazz. Andy's good but 20 bucks cover. For the really adventurous a bit NE city centre is EXIT. A heavy metal place where the goth girls take off their tops and dance around a pole in the bar area: with luck you will observe the Dykes getting down and dirty. awesome as they say here. The Oak Brook Taxi guy will pick you up prov you text 45 mins advance and whisk you to safetyat 4 am.
Closer to home within shuttle range is Downers Grove Irish bar with real good music in proper pub setting thur thro sat. Try RITAs burlesque and report back! Closed Monday.
Oh. Half price wine Hari Kari ( aka Slashers II) on Tuesdays.
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