With more tragic irony than flippancy, I propose a slight redesign of the AB sidesticks: a bamboo stick 12-18" long, tied onto each side with two rubber bands.
And that Airline subsidise and mandate glider and/or microlight hours, say 20/year.
My CTSW will do the pilot held stall thingy, showing 28kts IAS or less on high power, plus a dollop of neg VSI