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Old 16th Nov 2002, 15:17
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A Very Civil Pilot
 
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Eddie Murphy's snail joke from 'Trading places'

A snail comes into some money, so decides to buy a flash car. He goes to the dealer and gets the biggest flashest car he can, but asks to have a custom paint scheme.

"I want a big S on the roof, another on the bonnet (well, as it was an American film, the hood), and one on each of the doors." he said.

"Certainly sir, but may I ask why?", says the dealer.

"Of course." replies the snail "Whenever I'm driving around, everybody is going to say 'Look at that S car go'. ".

Not particularly funny, but made up for by Jamie Lee Curtis' tits.
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