This reads like a transcript from “Life of Brian”
“What did JMC and easyJet ever do for us? Nothing, that’s what”
“Yeah, it’s a bloody rip off”
“Apart from the job at the end”
“Well, yes, there’s the job at the end, but other than that, what did they ever do for us wannabes?”
“And give us our money back”
“OK, so they give us our money back, and we get a job at the end. But other than that it’s a real rip off”
“Other than give us our money back if we fail”
“All right, so they give us a job at the end and give us our money back if we pass, and if we fail, but lets face it that’s a real scam”
“Yeah, a scam”
“They do of course give us 12 grand in allowances”
“Only 12 grand? Bloody hell, I could train in Outer Mongolia, get a bus drivers licence, convert it into a UK toilet cleaner’s pass, be paid half a million quid in allowances and have change out of a fiver. 12 grand, huh.”
“So, other than giving us a job at the end and give us our money back if we pass, and if we fail, and paying us 12 grand in allowances, what have the Romans done for us, eh?”
“Nothing, that’s what”
“Yeah, nothing”
“Except……”