We have a thing over here called humour as well!
Over there humour is spelled wrongly - it's a cultural thang!
Ultra long hauler - I used to do the same until I discovered the discrepency between the standby and DI was caused by the tiny button magnet that barely gripped the 'fridge and not a dodgy gyro.
Sticky backed velcro is far better, IMHO.
Silvaire1 - that is a cracking bit of history you've picked up on; the revolutionary decimal time system from French revolutionary era. Didn't catch on. In an effort for universal disregard for the eternal enemy, please accept and use UTC as a poke in the eye to them!