Wouldn't it be wonderful to find out that a couple of bored to snores USAF noncommissioned techies slapped it all together in the fibreglass shop and dumped it off the ramp of a Herc near the Iranian border and are now sitting back in Kandahar enjoying the fun?
It wouldn't be the first time someone has done such things. (I'll bet a rather large sum that there are a lot of people in Washington currently wishing to God that this was so!!!)