Strewth!
After reading the above I felt quite weepy. and felt like getting in touch with a side of feminine.
Put your hair up and get your dress on.
BTW, does your husband fly too?
Hey!
Someone please tell me the person that posted this is still a F/o.
No, seriously, I have a bunch of QF Frequent Flyer points to use and the mere thought of being on the same aircraft gives me heartburn.
Speaking of hearts, the Skipper could die of heartbreak listening to this sob-story?
Sob!
It’s OK, that was me.