My bunker is ready in case Sam's worst predication comes to pass. Tickets available at very reasonable rates.
If the three minute warning goes off I will be downing a couple of bottles of Cab Sauv to protect me. I'm sure Chateau Chambord* would substitute if required.
Oh, be glad you weren't picnicking 'neath a coconut tree.
*whether or not there is a Chateau Chambord is irrelevant, and more importantly not funny.