Funny you mention that...I use that name in my dispatches from the front....part of that loving feeling on Thursday was a quick conversation with the HR dork and his gorillas who came out to advise us that our ID cards are blocked, access to the intranet denied, and our presence not welcomed on company property. Unfortunately, someone forgot about the logic of things and when I actually wanted to get out, I couldn't. Hired enforcers guarded all the exits and insisted that I use my ID to get out...the same one that was blocked. Then, I blocked the car exit because....you guessed it.......