I decided not to add in my own choices for retirement in the poll, but I thought I'd throw them in down here.
I like warm weather and a dry (not humid) heat like Arizona or Florida, so I've chosen the Sahara desert (maybe build a condo and add a pool down the road), but I do like the mountains and love the snow, so I'm torn between my first pick and the Gulag in Siberia.
Maybe I'll just flip a coin.