Viz
It may be a chocolate medal but it's also some recognition to those who have bravely put their pink bodies on the line in the last 5 years.
If you aren't still serving may I suggest you knob off from here and keep your facetious comments to yourself?
Go outside and have a word with yourself, you're spouting crap
You get real medals for putting your pink body on the line, unless you consider doing battle at handbrake house worthy of recognition