I am sure if the hat were to be passed around there would be enough for a one way ticket.
I'm sure he could afford it out of his recent bonus payout and also a lock for the door as it slams his ar$e on his way out.
I would gladly pay for his ticket in exchange for his Aussie passport and a termination of any chancrs of ever coming back. The only problem with AJ going back to Oireland is that St Patrick has already expelled all the snakes from there.