Yes, BEagle, I have to confess it was I. And it was I that spent the entire duration of the next dining in speaches standing on the table so that Ba$tard Bill could see what I was doing. I was a wonderful flying officer!!!
I would love to confirm the tale of the piggy's transit box, but the truth is actually worse. One of the other flying officers was tasked with collecting the pig from a local farmer and returning it unharmed. He did this by collecting it in his BWM, which is where he was returned to after the episode and stayed there for the rest of the night. He never ever managed to get rid of the stains or the stench.
Nothing to worry about, he's a BA pilot now.
Courtney