Courtney Mil - are you the same chap who fell asleep and promptly fell off his chair during an interminably boring JUBILEE GUARDSMAN brief at Coningsby? I recall a clatter of furniture and much tittering from the 29 Sqn gang.....
Glad to hear the true story of the 'Pink Rabbit' at last! Much as the secondhand accounts I'd heard over the last 30 years or so. Of course the Stn Cdr was the infamous Ba$tard Bill, whose sense of humour didn't extend to Roy's pig-wrestling antics. His subsequent edict to ban any mention of the event merely ensured that The Tale of the Pink Rabbit spread rapidly around the RAF!
Was it true that the sequel was that the RAFP discovered the porker's transit box outside the OM window, checked it in case it was an IED and were then less than amused to find a box full of pig $hit, taking it to be a calculated insult?