Ain't that the truth!! Instead, we're just waiting for the good ship Qantas to run into an iceberg any day now....
It already has hit the iceberg and is listing to the left. Will AJ and all the other seamen go down on the ship, so to speak ?
I can picture it now, the ship has sunk, Cliffy clings to a piece of FOD, but there is only room for one person on the FOD, and sadly as Cliffy clings to life he holds the hand of AJ (who remarkably looks like a little penguin lost and abandoned) in the icy water, and grips on for dear life. But alas the rescue comes to late for AJ who is gone forever. But the wiley Cliffy gets rescued by Darth and Co who ensure he lives to tell the tale about the day that Qantas sank to the bottom of aviation's deepest waters.
Now, que the music - The Qantas choir sing 'My Heart Will Go On', all dressed in pure white while wearing red ties.
Tissue please, this is emotional stuff, really tugs at your heart strings.