They weren't condescending they are in response to a very arsy post by said contributor.
Like all airlines, Easyjet has a mixture of crew and there are certainly bad apples amongst us. However, there would never be an instance where crew would not assist in sitting children with atleast one parent. In fact, it is Easyjet policy to make sure this happens as otherwise it can have negative impact on evacuation. So I can pretty much guarantee that any children of primary school age at least will not be sat alone.
Easyjet places a huge emphasis on OTP, they always have spoilt only last year by the huge cock up, particularly in LGW and SXF. OTP is now exceptionally high (generally mid 80% for departures within 15 mins, higher for arrivals). This August was Easy's best OTP in August in it's 15 year history.
We are the customers, please remember. We are the customers, please remember.
Not on here you're not. We're all equals mate.