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Old 17th Nov 2011, 03:46
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CX Management Studying Video Intensely

Rumour has it that CX (mis) management are studying the attached video intensely.

It shows that

1. Aircraft CAN fly by themselves, and

2. Possibility of HUGE fuel savings is out there.

In typical CX fashion, the objective is achieved, but the consequences will be studied at a later time.

Accounts and purchasing are excited at the possibilities and several more "B" and "C" level managers have been employed to form a working group who will report to the CE in due course.

If pilots can be eliminated completely, the potential bonus for the board is enormous, and the shareholders can be paid an impressive dividend.

The airports management is also thrilled at the elimination of the third runway issue.

Clearly, a win-win for all concerned.

It?s Impressive What Strong Winds Can Cause - Izismile.com
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