I fully agree Loma!
"Ladies and gentlemen this is the captain and I need your full
attention so shut the hell up and listen if you want to remain
alive. This A320 has lost all elevators/both engines/all FACs
SECs ELACs/all Electrics* and I'm gonna try to put it down
on the deck asap, hopefully on a runway somewhere. I may
take out the odd LLZ antenna and certain runway lights and
we'll probably end up in a cow paddock next to the VOR.
Follow all the instructions our hosties give you. If you do not
panic or have any blonde moments^ or run around screaming
like chooks with their heads cut off I reckon 80% of you will
still be alive by the time the media arrives and instantly blames
everything on me. Thank you."
*Strike out not applicable (if any)
^ Definition of blonde moment -
Last edited by Slasher; 17th November 2011 at 03:07.