AOG007
Unfortunately if
wg is flying the A380 you wont be able to see him sat at the pointy end until its too late, I suggest you get on to EK HR and get them to insert the clause "pork pies need not apply" when recruiting for junior jet jockeys.
best regards Frosty
PS WG Only joking, hope I dont see you sat at the front of a blue aeroplane either though