Apologies for repeating myself, seems appropriate tho' .........
Some emergency ( maybe to arrest a real terrorist ? ) Airside at Hong Kong Kai Tak, a SWAT team hurrying through the crew security inspection area in the days when the only metal detector was a handheld Magic Wand. The Numpty waved said wand around every man in turn, it screaming like a Banshee at all the bullets, grenades, knives, bayonets, AK-47's hanging around every soldier.
When the whole pantomime had finished and the armed men had gone, a colleague asked the Numpty ... "exactly WHAT were you looking for ? "