Well I got my arse grabbed by a 80 year old female in Benbecular while loading the aircraft.
She wasn't drunk
She said something in Gaelic which caused the rest of the locals to roar with laughter and her daughter tried to tell her off but I don't think she cared.
I didn't consider calling the plod. And when recounting the tale back at base I promptly got my arse felt by one of the engineers which to be honest was more traumatic than the granny grabbing me due to the fact I had just washed my trousers and they now stank of Jet A.