ATC: ABC, say your speed
ABC: "Your speed"
ATC: ABC, say your altitude
ABC: "Your altitude"
ATC, now irate: "ABC, say Cancel IFR FLight Plan"
ABC: "250knots, 8000 feet"
And a buddy of mine, during his first PPL cross-country to Port Elizabeth (SA), was told to report on left downwind 08, and to keep a look out for the Springbok on final approach.....
His reply.... "OK report left downwind 08, but eehh... I don't see any animals up here !!!"