Judging Time!
Third place to Runaway Gun with:
"Since the RAF won't invest in ANR headsets - this is the only way my alarm clock will wake me up!"
Second (I know) to Buster with:
Yes Emperor, the scrap metal drive is going well, although we did have to reach a compromise with the Kyoto Philharmonic...
Good spotting of Hirohito there!
But the winner is LurkerBelow for:
" ... so Smithers, did you ever bother to check the background of this Dr Seuss fellow?"
Over to you Lurker!