A sh*t show! Did someone say a sh*t show? I love a good sh*t show! Ahhh, Veronica Moser......
You don't have to be mad to work here but it helps!
Surreal? Never!!! This is as real as it gets!!!
Your Honour, I wish to enter Exhibit B, 52 shiny bizjets all looking for a home.
Very well, but they'll take up all the bays.
Bah, no problem, we can tow them backwards and forwards across the runway all day- preferably when noone is taking off.
Apron will love it. They love a good sh*t show too.
Objection!
Objection from the Controllers Union.
Obviously an imposter- there is no Controllers Union any more- off with his head!
A***** rolling through to the end? Don't you love those ELP4 airlines? Correction, ELP2 but went to one of those magical language schools run by Wheaties
Left...
right...
no left...
roger right...
Turn whatever way you want...
Time for a nap. A very long one. With any luck it was all a nightmare.
Boing! Boing!
Last edited by The White Rabbit; 5th Nov 2011 at 11:17.
Reason: Even madder than I thought...