HaHa your brilliant. "Sneak a toolbox airside" I admire you. Thank god caterers don't "sneak catering airside" or fuellers "sneak fuel airside". All your posts seem to be about engineers and never about anyone else who goes airside (fuellers, cleaners, loaders etc). I think you are a little green-eyed monster. Now go study for your level 4. By the way, "common sense" doesn't come into a security officers vocabulary anyway so don't pretend you of all people have some!
I'm ashamed you're from Suffolk