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Old 4th Nov 2011, 11:39
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HOVIS
 
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certain ingredients extensivly used in chinese cusine can when mixed with certain other items (which i cannot of course divulge here) be used to easily construct a very potent explosive device,
Yes, I know we have particularly gifted individual works at our place who can produce seemingly limitless quantities of explosive gasses after consuming a couple of costco lamb bhunas!

If that ain't enough he can wander into the stores, grab a quart of mob jet 2, drain a pint of Jet a-1 from the nearest parked airplane and using his vast experience and intensive training in engineering, construct a nifty incendiary device that will make your confiiscated chinese takeaway molatov cocktail look like a damp squib on a wet friday night in Skegness!
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