One of my favourites which is particularly prevalent in corporate aviation - the suit at interview glibly announces
"in our company, safety is our absolute priority"
- then they make a derisory daily freelance offer contingent on you first paying for your own type-rating, ditching training, fire-fighting certificate, hazardous cargo certificate, and annual recurrent, and be available 24/365 at one hour notice, and then add that if you don't accept the conditions, there are "plenty of others who will"....