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Old 3rd Nov 2011, 12:52
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Clockwork Mouse
 
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The first recorded instance of a major catastrophy in a national defence procurement contract caused by confusing metric and imperial measures was in 1941 when the Japanese Army ordered new band instruments in anticipation of a rash of victory parades.
The second resulted in a large number of what were called "midget submarines" in order to save face.
The subsequent hara-kiri suicides among the Imperial MoD procurement staffs provided sufficient kamikazi personel for the remainder of the war.
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