All pilots are treated with a great deal of respect.
There is one for you, as someone else already posted the one about being paid a great deal of money.
Then there are the old jokes.
"I wish had as many affairs on the road as my wife thinks I do."
"I wish I made as much money as my wife spends."
"I wish I had as much time off as my neighbor thinks I do."
Feel free to add more.
