Mr. Wannabe said,
Look up the concept of "graceful degradation".
I'm already familiar with it, thanks for the advice anyway. I left your period where you put it, out of courtesy.
With a head that big, I'm surprised you fit through an average-sized door.
Assuming facts not in evidence, sir. I never said that I did. In fact, my cranium is so large I've been confined to the barn for years.