I hate to say it folks but guilty as charged .....
After years of abuse, ridicule and flight deck torment, numerous pilots decided to leave as a result of my sadistic, unprofessional & agressive nature.
I've worked my hardest to "rattle peoples cages", but ultimately the general flight crew voted with their feet and have either left or called sick for my flights.
Now that I am a general line driver, no one kisses my ass, no one asks me questions and no one will even drink beer with me.
I've fallen off my tree and become a no-body..... I'm bored frustrated and confused.
If people will fly with me I'll sign their epaulettes and take them for a ride in my tiptronic gayness Porsche!
I'm lonely - sad - deluded and confused, please come and line drive with me I promise not to give out any base training tips!
