This is a true story:
Many, many years ago I had the opportunity to visit the tower in CPH in the evening. Wandering around while some members of our group were explained something which didn't interest me, a typewriter with a paper sheet in it caught my attention. Various incidents from a day's work were logged here, and the latest reported several items of female clothing having been found on the runway during an inspection. Apparently, two new cabin crew members had been late arriving at the aircraft, and had been told to quickly throw their bags in the luggage hold and get on board. Nobody told them were the luggage hold was, so the ladies deposited them in a main undercarriage bay, on top of a closed landing gear door. The plane took off, the undercarriage door was opened to accommodate gear retraction, and the suitcases departed formation with the aircraft....