Monday. Salmond & Scotland are given full independence and ownership of all the North Sea assets.
Tuesday. England invades and takes all of Scotland's assets.
Alternative scenario....
Scotland shocked when much of the North Sea oil they claimed was all theirs is discovered, after international arbitration, to belong to England, Norway and Denmark.
England ignores Salmonds bleating, closes the border and leaves the Scots to stew in their new found utopia.